for a red-hot atheist like myself, the feeling of flesh against flesh while being smited by hellfire and brimstone and securing your eternal damnation is a massive turn-on.

— Gareth Campesinos!

it’s not. it’s boring in the same way I say iPads are shit - because I want an iPad but can’t afford one.

— Gareth Campesinos! (in response to the question ‘why is romance boring?’)